Favorite Quote?

"people used to be famous for being special, now people are special for being famous"

i can't even think of the amount of classic simpsons quotes i could put down here but ralph wiggum and mr burns have some of the best lines ever in it.

Smithers: poll's show the population see you as some sort of troll or ogre

Burns: me? how dare they, i should beat them around the head with a giant club



ralph wiggum: Me fail english, unpossible

... and eat their bones

"Rockstars... is there anything they can't do ?"

"Professional athletes... always wanting more"

"There are only two types of people that wear those shirts... big fat party animals and gays... and Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me"

"Where'd you get that shirt....? I dunno, came out the closet"

The one that I live by:

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.

re: bart writing a letter to his teacher pretending to be her secret lover having to leave her.

homer: hey welcome to dumpsville, population YOU!!!

after being told no

Honer: 3 simple words, i am gay

Bart: "Christmas is a time when people of every religion, race and culture come together to celebrate the birth of jesus Christ"

You just cant beat the Simpsons for comedy value

Homer: So anyway i'll be on the road for the next 3 weeks
Marge : Homer you don't have to go
Homer: How do'yr figure
Marge: Just because the oppotunity comes along to be part of a freak show doesn't mean you have to take it
Homer: Marge, in many ways you and I are from very different worlds.

Love that one


And of course the greatest of them all in my eyes...

"My homer is not a communist, he may be a pig, a lier, a communist, but he is not a pornstar!"

If the bible has taught us anything, and it hasn't.....

Lisa: Shall I put the radio
Homer: Turn something on I'm nearly starting to THINK here!

Homer: where are you two going at this time
Grampa: we're going on an adventure
Homer: ooo an adventure can I come
Grampa: this is an adventure which will make you stare death in the face, battle with your fears, test your manhood to the li....
Homer: pass

Yeah, another couple of Homer Simpson quotes;

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

This has turned into a simpsons thread. Its great.

That's where all of the best quotes are from