From the Simpsons camp

Flanders : Looks like your missing a jigsaw piece there Homer
Homer : Looks like your missing a wife
Flanders : well I didn't see that one coming

From the Shakespeare camp

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greateness thrust upon them"

From the spinal tap Camp

"What we're trying to say in our music, is love your brother; Well we're not actually saying it, we don't really mean it...... but we're not racists"