You dont have to go much further than our own Prince Phillip for some classic quotes;

"The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism we could stop the congestion.."

(1995 - To a Scottish driving instructor in Oban) "How do you keep the natives off the booze for long enough to pass their test?.."

(c. 1990 - To a British ex-pat in Hungary) "You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot-belly yet.."