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06-15-2004, 06:32 PM
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Football is UGLY! :P
Ugly fans
 This Turkey fan, complete with handsome black eye, looks to the camera for an answer to why he's still single. Must be the red hair, mate…  He may not be conventionally good-looking, tanned or toned, but this eligible fan shows that he's a fashion-leader when it comes to cutting-edge neck scarves. Can't you just hear the crowds of women come running? Thought not…  We can think of many, many things that "NUFC" could stand for. But don't listen to us- tell us what you think  I don't think the comedy value of the whole Viking/wig/sunglasses thing translates very well on these shores- but there's one thing that bothers us more. Like how many gallons of paint were wasted on this idiot?  Desperately trying to fit in amongst a youthful soccer crowd, this poor man seems to have got it all wrong. When the lion on your hat is better looking than you, that's when you've got to worry.  This joker with the Ken Dodd teeth seems to think there's something funny. He's so right. It's called "his face in a mirror." Ugly injuries  Arminia Bielefeld's Ewald Lienen could (almost) walk an audition for a gory horror movie with this stomach-churning performance after being literally sliced open by the studs of Werder Bremen's Norbert Siegmann.  Ranger's Tore Andre Flo shoves some cotton wool up his nose and hopes for the best after being elbowed in the face.  No comment!  Wild-eyed Terry Butcher looks as if he's just hacked his way through a remake of the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". And from the look of that psycho smile, he ain't finished yet…  Bordeaux's Laurent proves the French too are not afraid of gore, during this clash with Manchester United in 2000. Beauty and the Beast The age-old story of a beautiful woman meeting an ugly creature is told yet again in this section. Some footballers with their wifes or girlfriends:   Adriana Sklenarikova and Christian Karembeu   Milene Rodrigues and Ronaldo   Adriana Maldini and Paolo Maldini   Caprice and Tony Adams   Linda Evangelista and Fabien Barthez   Magdalena Graaf and Magnus Hedman and my favorite...Trifon Ivanov      and of course Pierluigi Collina    everything taken from http://www.uglyfootballers.com/ 
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06-15-2004, 06:59 PM
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Ouch - those injuries look really nasty
 Since when has Paolo Maldini been ugly???  Collina is so cool  It's a shame he's not around anymore.
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06-15-2004, 07:00 PM
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 he's being forced to retire after these championships though.
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06-15-2004, 07:15 PM
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 I thought he was meant to retire a while ago? Oh well... It just shows that I haven't been watching a single game so far, I was too busy rocking the weekend. It's gonna change tonight though.
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06-15-2004, 08:15 PM
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Wow those girls!!!!!!!
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06-15-2004, 08:24 PM
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06-15-2004, 08:44 PM
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I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky
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06-15-2004, 09:48 PM
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 @ the fans. And those injuries are terrible!
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