Ugly fans
This Turkey fan, complete with handsome black eye, looks to the camera for an answer to why he's still single. Must be the red hair, mate…
He may not be conventionally good-looking, tanned or toned, but this eligible fan shows that he's a fashion-leader when it comes to cutting-edge neck scarves. Can't you just hear the crowds of women come running? Thought not…
We can think of many, many things that "NUFC" could stand for. But don't listen to us- tell us what you think
I don't think the comedy value of the whole Viking/wig/sunglasses thing translates very well on these shores- but there's one thing that bothers us more. Like how many gallons of paint were wasted on this idiot?
Desperately trying to fit in amongst a youthful soccer crowd, this poor man seems to have got it all wrong.
When the lion on your hat is better looking than you, that's when you've got to worry.
This joker with the Ken Dodd teeth seems to think there's something funny. He's so right. It's called "his face in a mirror."
Ugly injuries
Arminia Bielefeld's Ewald Lienen could (almost) walk an audition for a gory horror movie with this stomach-churning performance after being literally sliced open by the studs of Werder Bremen's Norbert Siegmann.
Ranger's Tore Andre Flo shoves some cotton wool up his nose and hopes for the best after being elbowed in the face.
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Wild-eyed Terry Butcher looks as if he's just hacked his way through a remake of the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". And from the look of that psycho smile, he ain't finished yet…
Bordeaux's Laurent proves the French too are not afraid of gore, during this clash with Manchester United in 2000.
Beauty and the Beast
The age-old story of a beautiful woman meeting an ugly creature is told yet again in this section.
Some footballers with their wifes or girlfriends:

Adriana Sklenarikova and Christian Karembeu

Milene Rodrigues and Ronaldo

Adriana Maldini and Paolo Maldini

Caprice and Tony Adams

Linda Evangelista and Fabien Barthez

Magdalena Graaf and Magnus Hedman
and my favorite...Trifon Ivanov
and of course Pierluigi Collina
everything taken from
http://www.uglyfootballers.com/