Originally Posted by Jim Bon Jovi

1. The length and state of his hair indicated he had not seen a barber or even had a shampoo for several weeks.

his hair still managed to be dyed and there were no signs of roots, maybe shaving wasnt high on his agenda and hiding down a hole usually makes u look manky

2. The wild state of his beard indicated he had not shaved for the same period

see above

3. The hole dug in the floor of a cellar in a farm compound near Tikrit was primitive indeed – 6ft across and 8ft across with minimal sanitary arrangements - a far cry from his opulent palaces.

chapping on the door and asking to doing a **** in his palaces isnt really ont he cards is it?

4. Saddam looked beaten and hungry.

cant imagine him being able to nip into mcdonalds whenever it took his fqancy and hpow exactly do u "look" hungry anyways?

5. Detained trying to escape were two unidentified men. Left with him were two AK-47 assault guns and a pistol, none of which were used.

if some gung ho yank was about to throw a grenade into the hole i was hiding i wouldnt start firing at them.. would u

6. The hole had only one opening. It was not only camouflaged with mud and bricks – it was blocked. He could not have climbed out without someone on the outside removing the covering.

maybe the 2 guys who tried to run away actuyally have arms and could have lifted it if they werent caught?

7. And most important, $750,000 in 100-dollar notes were found with him (a pittance for his captors who expected a $25m reward)– but no communications equipment of any kind, whether cell phone or even a carrier pigeon for contacting the outside world.

if ur walking around james bond style with 7500 $100 notes then u don treally need anyones help do u?