For those having problems in life.....

Blame the tuna, its always the tunas fault.

They taste so nice, especially in vinegar but don't be fooled by that false pleasant feeling, there plotting, making our lives bad...

Don't blame, God,, Karma remember, TUNA WILL TAKE US ALL!!!!!


(Its amazing what you can type when your bound in a white coat)

Have they got to you too spunky???

they are EVERYWHERE!!!! don't be fooled!!

Phew, i thought i was alone in this world, thank god that someone else can see the evil goings on of these aquatic "angels" there are salmon in a tunas clothing!!!!

Oh right! Thanks for clearing that up!

So the reason I am sat here crying my eyes out with a broken heart is not that I am fat, ugly, stupid, clearly I was terrible girlfriend, and that Rik is a total Fcukwit and cant see a good thing when he has it?

Its all because of fcuking TUNA!!!!!!!!!!

How could I have been so stupid!

You are indeed a genius!

Lulu

Neither are you fat or ugly, no one is!!!!

And most of the time when a relationship splits up its the lads fault!!! cos your right they are fcukwits!!!


But i have to be honest with you, fate is decided by the Tuna, next time your shopping, take your anger out on a tin of John Wests selected tuna cuts


SMILE!!!!!!

Any i thought it is all because of my self.

So what you are saying is that if I kill Rik by throwing tins of tuna at him then I will feel better? Excellent advice, thanks!

i have been watching this situation very closely for a while now. there are rumblings in the underwater world that a revolt is on the cards. the tuna god's (skipjack and john west) are ordering a mass revolution against humans, the main target being london city dwellers purchasing their tuna baguettes. be warned, they taste so nice, yet the heartburn left by the brine may just make you think again before tucking into that sandwich.