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Old 11-08-2003, 12:17 PM
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Oh right! Thanks for clearing that up!

So the reason I am sat here crying my eyes out with a broken heart is not that I am fat, ugly, stupid, clearly I was terrible girlfriend, and that Rik is a total Fcukwit and cant see a good thing when he has it?

Its all because of fcuking TUNA!!!!!!!!!!

How could I have been so stupid!

You are indeed a genius!
you know what i would do in this situation? redecorate the paint work on his car with my keys. worked for me :P
you could always blame the tuna afterwards.
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Old 11-08-2003, 12:42 PM
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So the reason I am sat here crying my eyes out with a broken heart is not that I am fat, ugly, stupid, clearly I was terrible girlfriend, and that Rik is a total Fcukwit and cant see a good thing when he has it?
hey, Lulu, I'm sorry you feel bad, but believe me, you are NOT fat, ugly, stupid if you don't think so. So, don't do it youself.
Be good!
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Old 11-08-2003, 02:05 PM
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I walked into work today and sitting on my desk was Don Vito Tuna, he demanded respect and gave me this song he has written, I mentioned it sounded a little like Bad Medicine but he looked at me and said "forget aboud it", I looked at him and said FCUK ME A TALKING TUNA!!!!!

Anyway he said I had to let you all see it!!!!!

A tasty fish, that’s what you say,
But be warned, it will lead you astray
A harmless animal, nice to eat
But they plan a might feat

Woohhh they a dangerous one
No-one can stop them
World domnation has come

Shot by a tuna
I've gone all lame
You give Tuna a bad name
I paid for a Tuna Baguette
Little did I know the touble I'd get
Oh you give Tuna a bad name

I just handed over 1.99
For a tuna fish sandwich
Swimming in brine
But the minute I bit
Into that bread
Alarm bells started ringing in my head

Wooh here they come
No one can stop them
The Tuna have won

Shot by a tuna
I've gone all lame
You give Tuna a bad name
I paid for a Tuna Baguette
Little did I know the touble I'd get
Oh you give Tuna a bad name
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Old 11-08-2003, 07:24 PM
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Old 11-08-2003, 07:51 PM
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Old 11-08-2003, 10:22 PM
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I walked into work today and sitting on my desk was Don Vito Tuna, he demanded respect and gave me this song he has written, I mentioned it sounded a little like Bad Medicine but he looked at me and said "forget aboud it", I looked at him and said FCUK ME A TALKING TUNA!!!!!

Anyway he said I had to let you all see it!!!!!

A tasty fish, that’s what you say,
But be warned, it will lead you astray
A harmless animal, nice to eat
But they plan a might feat

Woohhh they a dangerous one
No-one can stop them
World domnation has come

Shot by a tuna
I've gone all lame
You give Tuna a bad name
I paid for a Tuna Baguette
Little did I know the touble I'd get
Oh you give Tuna a bad name

I just handed over 1.99
For a tuna fish sandwich
Swimming in brine
But the minute I bit
Into that bread
Alarm bells started ringing in my head

Wooh here they come
No one can stop them
The Tuna have won

Shot by a tuna
I've gone all lame
You give Tuna a bad name
I paid for a Tuna Baguette
Little did I know the touble I'd get
Oh you give Tuna a bad name
when is the album released?
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