Funniest thing you've ever witnessed?

After a very drunken night at the Rock at the Arena, we all went back to my flat in Newcastle, all 6 of us in a two bedroom flat!!

I went to bed, was woken up by Paul shouting "i'm not f***in joking" and opened my bedroom door to see paul standing like a a drowned rat and kev cowering on my sofa from paul.

Kev had intially started with a cup and when didn't get a reaction out the then sleeping Paul decided to use object increasing in volume until he did get said reaction, i think it was a large pan that finally woke paul up, although more water was running down the walls in the spare bedroom!!. That reaction being Paul lifting kev up by the neck over my cooker, from what i have been told!!!

Paul and Kev returned earlier this month and i have to say, i hid all pans but forgot to hide the wok, luckily for me Kev did not spot this!!!

I was on a trip to Wales once for year 10 Geography and I do tend to have trouble waking up, I have to be shaken physically, so one of my mates (we where in a hostel, 7 of us in a room) decided to use handfulls of water to wake me up (sink next to my bed of course). I don't know how many it took but I woke up to find him throwing water at me so needless to say I was less than happy

This reminds me...another funny event happened two years ago at an annual gathering of me and my friends. We fought with Super Soakers for about 2 hours, and a friend's mom decided another friend wasn't wet enough, so she took this monsterous soaker and chased him down the street. She got soaked too. Absolutely hilarious, seeing this +40 mother chasing a teenager down the street with a water gun, coming back completely drenched.

Adrian

I was going out with this guy and we drove to 'the city' to go out. However, me having a very small bladder, we had to stop someplace so I could go pee behind some bushes. Well, it was dark and I had been drinking which made me move way too fast and I neglected to see that there was a river right behind the bush --- so I fell some 5 feet down and plunged right into the water. Went completely under - swam back - crawled back up - told the guy "I slightly ****ed up". He wasn't particularly sympathetic and couldn't believe I was standing there completely drenched, wearing my leather jacket and boots - soaked. Despite my pleading, he wouldn't take me home and insisted to go ahead with our night out. His case was that we went to a dive anyway, so nobody would care Anyway, I took off my clothes and he wringed them out and put them over the hood of the car - while I was sitting in the car in my underwear still pleading for him to take me home. Well an hour or so later, the clothes were semi-dry and I put them back on and we proceeded to go out (at least my hair was dry and I wasn't 'dripping' any more). One of the bar staff sympathized with me and he gave me some T-Shirt he had (for some bizarre reason) to wear and kept saying how he couldn't believe this guy wouldn't take me home. By the time we left, I had the phone number of the bartender and I never went out with that dude again (it kind of was worth it ).

Another time, another pee story. We used to go to this lake after the bars closed - around 4ish. It was a huge meeting place on the summer weekends early morning hours. We'd sit on the little pier and somebody would always play the guitar or some tape player. I was there with a 'good friend' and again had to find some bushes. Unfortunately, I didn't see the bog right in front of me and I walked in full force. I immediately sacked in to my hips and I could tell I was going down. Rather freaky. LOL. I was calling my friend but nobody could hear me for 1) I sure take my privacy serious and 2) they were laughing, singing, etc... I knew that if I struggled too much, I'd just get in deeper. So, I contemplated my next move while feeling that I was slowly sinking. Finally, I got a hold of a tree branch and could pull myself out of the bog. Quite the terrifying experience. Being covered in that crap made it virtually impossible for me to get out of my rather tight jeans (80s you know). I literally had my friend pulling off my pants while I was holding on to the door of my car He thought it was hilarious - I did not. Another early night for me that night.

Yes, most of my funny/stupid/embarrassing stories include drinking --- I'd have many stories for an anti-drinking campaign ad

lol those stories doesn't really encourage anyone to give up drinks they are rather seem nice time even u didnt enjoy it that time

True. I said it in a thread before, acting like an idiot becomes incredibly easier the more you drink but it's all a bit of fun really.

I seriously doubt i would have witnessed someone drinking out of an ashtray or setting themselves on fire just to show they could do it without the help of everyones favourite friend, alcohol.

Good times = good memories

Setting themselves on fire just to prove they could...this sounds amusing.

After the reading the contents of this and the "what have you done to embarrass yourself" thread a few weeks ago, I am NEVER drinking, EVER.

Adrian

aww i forgot to put the whole fire/jack ass party night up. I'll do it when i finish this essay. classic stuff. it was actualyl my bro who done it

It's fine to drink Adrian as long as it's in moderation. Which as you can see isn't as easy as it sounds

ach sack the essay the cold war can wait.

k the fire incident:

was at a party a coupla years ago with the guys I hung out with then. this was pretty much when drink was still kinda a novelty so everyone drank like they were about to die whenever we were out. so we're at this guys house and he brings out a video camera.

Now there's only two ways this situation is going to go, a big ****ing orgy porno or jack ass style idiocy. since my girlfriend at the time is the only decent looking chick in there option 2 is the one to go for.

thus the night was spent making absolute tits of ourselves in most ways possible including:

my best mate sticking his head in the toilet and getting people to flush it on him....

the same guy thinking it would be a cool idea if I sat on him and rode him down the stairs like a bobsled (which didnt work anywhere near as well as a bobsled on a slope)

all the guys just getting naked and posing in the living room for a panned shot

but the highlight was my bro wanting to set something on fire with deodrant because it wouldn't burn the thing. which is true btw ive seen it done to carpets and all sorts previously. anyways our host isn't so sure so just to prove him right my bro says right i'll set my hand on fire... which he proceeds to do. now the thing is, he stands there with his hand covered in BO spray trying to light it but when it actually goes up in flames he total freaks out and starts running round the room like homer simpson when he's on fire as if he wasn;t actually expecting it. he burned for about 5-10 seconds and true enough when he finally got it out his hand was fine.

we handed that tape into media studies as a project later that year for the class to see but our teacher wouldn't let us

being faced with a fatal accident while under the influence does not seem like a fun time to me at all -- even in hindsight - maybe even more so in hindsight.