Funniest thing you've ever witnessed?

1. Fair enough. Not one of my finer moments.

2. If I don't remember it it didn't happen and in my defence, I was the only one that pulled in the arena :P

3. I woulda helped but i was too busy laughing

I thought about it for a while, but I managed to come up with two funny things.

1. A over a year ago, my family and I were vacationing in San Francisco. One day, we went to tour Alcatraz. We had to take a boat there. While we were waiting at the dock, a person came by and dropped some food on the edge of a garbage can. Then this flock of seagulls swooped down by the food and began fighting over it. The food went everywhere and the seagulls were pretty much having a WWE Smackdown over it. I wished I could have caught that one on film so I could send it into Animal Planet or something.

2. A few weeks ago, I was working in my art class. One of the girls in my art class revealed that her favorite word was s**t. My art teacher took out his Palm Pilot (or something) and recorded this girl saying her favorite word over and over again. Just then, another girl- without provocation- fell off her bench and screamed. She sounded as if she was being murdered. Then the girl who was saying her favorite word, exclaimed it quite loudly. Of course, my teacher recorded this as well. When he played it back to us, it sounded like this: "S**t. S**t. S**t! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! OH S**T!!!!!" The teacher played it over and over again and it never got old. I guess it was one of those things in which you had to be there to get.