What has been immortalised as The Ashtray Incident

When we'd just left school to go to college etc... me n my mates took a habit of meeting up in a pub in Glasgow for a couple of drinks when we had days in together.

One mate (who we shall now refer to as moronboy) decided he'd rather sit in the pub all day getting hammered instead of going to college so strangely enough, he got kicked off his course but didn't want to tell his mum so he just kept going to the pub all day.

As a result of him being a moron, he got fired/ asked to leave work at around the same time so we come into the pub one afternoon and he's already smashed waving about wads of severence money and buying everyone drinks.

He then decides getting a cocktail is a good idea so he buys a jug, puts it on the table and goes to get everyone elses drinks. By time he comes back we've all drank his cocktail to piss him off.

He's kinda mad so we pour all the dregs of our empty drinks into an ashtray and tell him to drink our cocktail....

now the thing about moronboy is that he'll do anything to impress so instead of thinking, don't be so ****ign stupid, he picks upt he ashtray and starts drinking.

We're sitting stnned in absolute disbelief as this idiot drinks something that looks like someone spewed up with fag doubts and ash included.

He finishes, just kinda stands up and walks to the toilet calm as you like.

By now we're in hysterics at the whole ****ed up situation and after about half an hour we decide someone should go and check on him cause he's not came out of the toilet.

We walk in to find him covered in his own sick and he'd somehow managed to fall into the guys urinal (one of the big horse trough like ones)

I've never laughed so hard in my life than that and I still have to stop myself laughing if I'm on the bus or in class and think about it.