The toilet in our extra bathroom decided to do a fountain imitation one night. Started gushing water from the base around 10PM. We finally realized what was going on about two minutes later (it's on the other end of the house) and started laying down towels. It drenched our kitchen, hallway, and dripped through the basement ceiling.

Another funny incident that I still laugh about to this day...I put a bowl of chocolate chips in the microwave to melt, set the timer for five minutes and walked off to go read a book. About four minutes later my mom's shouting to me that the kitchen's filled with smoke. Not only had I melted the chocolate, I'd also burned it, and the house was filled with burned chocolate fumes for two days. The smoke was gone in a couple hours.

Adrian