I just remembered one I did.

Me n a handful of mates go to see Scotland getting bent over at football whenever they're playing. As is the norm, you need alot of drink to take the edge off the absolute lack of any sort of skill or dignity of the team.

so we're outside the stadium having a couple of beers having already spent a good few hours in the pub. we're all kinda drunk but nothing severe.

anyways 2 cops come across us and decide to book us for drinking in the street.

we're giving the mandatory bullshit you pass off to them and one asks how much I've had (just a couple of beers officer) and tells me to sit down on a stack of bread crates piled up, but i've clocked that these are upside down and there's no way they're going to hold. I point this out and get told to "sit down or you'll spend the match in a cell...."

one of my mates did get the jail because he couldn't stop himself laughing to give his details when i fell on my arse right in front of these cops and trying to act really sober getting up.

I've got way too many stories invcolving these guys actually but I have my dignity to defend so you won't be hearing the worst by a long shot.