A young couple, who had just met at a party, decide to leave together.

They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful

desire rises to a peak.



He is just about to get frisky when the young

woman says, ?I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a

piss?. Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a hedge.



She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.



As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties

sliding down voluptuous legs and he imagines what loveliness is

being exposed.

Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches

through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently

brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great

astonishment,

he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage hanging between

her legs.



He gasps in horror, ?My God Mary have you changed your

sex!??



?No?, she replies, ?I've changed my mind; I'm having a shit instead.?!!!!!