I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up. by Dave Barry.

I Hate Rap! 1. It kills brain cells. Yeah, it is true that heavy metal kills more brain cells than rap does, but metal kills the ones you don't use, rap kills the ones you use (that's why rappers are such dumbasses). Icewarrior

Not True of course, but very funny.. esp. if you hate rap, like i do