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Old 02-20-2003, 01:29 AM
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a friend of mine sent me this;


>White house conversation:
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>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
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>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
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>George: Great. Lay it on me.
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>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
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>George: That's what I want to know.
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>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
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>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
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>Condi: Yes.
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>George: I mean the fellow's name.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The guy in China.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The new leader of China.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The Chinaman!
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>Condi: Hu is leading China.
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>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
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>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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>Condi: That's the man's name.
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>George: That's who's name?
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>Condi: Yes.
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>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
>China?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
>East.
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>Condi: That's correct.
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>George: Then who is in China?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir is in China?
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>Condi: No, sir.
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>George: Then who is?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir?
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>Condi: No, sir.
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>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
>me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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>Condi: Kofi?
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>George: No, thanks.
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>Condi: You want Kofi?
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>George: No.
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>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
>then get me the U.N.
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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>Condi: Kofi?
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>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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>Condi: And call who?
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>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
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>George: Will you stay out of China?!
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
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>Condi: Kofi.
>
>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>

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Old 02-20-2003, 02:15 AM
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it was damn funny! thank you....
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:28 AM
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it was damn funny! thank you....
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Old 02-20-2003, 03:10 AM
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Old 02-20-2003, 06:50 AM
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Old 02-20-2003, 09:20 AM
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I've seen that before, and almost fell off my chair laughing, it's great!!!

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Old 02-20-2003, 02:08 PM
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lol, it's a good joke...... but then again so was 'the problem with the french, is they have no word for entrepreneur'....... Jokes about this guy are confusing, because you never really know whether what you are reading is a joke, or something he actually said!
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Old 02-21-2003, 12:34 AM
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Jokes about this guy are confusing, because you never really know whether what you are reading is a joke, or something he actually said!
yeah that's true!
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