Funny thing that happened to me

My friends chat up line is " Do you surport Arsenal" and he has never had luck with that one.

And he still uses it? How thick is he????

Oh very, i'm affaird but a heart of gold and theres no dought about that

Well, be a good friend and tell him that women don't fall for it and supply him with a better one!

OK give me one then Tash

Do you support Man U?

"Hey how are you I represent the realease the twins foundation why doin't you make a donation by releasing those twins for me"

No but really I always use the this isn't a line line.Not that it works right away you have to work the rest for myself, but Girls ussually laugh at that and it helps break the ice.

Other times I go up with a really cheessy line that has been done to death and then I say that something along the lines like "Sorry I saw you and you're just so beautifull that I just couldn't help myself" and then I introduce myself.

Stupid and it doesn't get me any girls, I ussually have to work for that, But It helps break the ice wich is what it's meant to do.
I'm out.

How about just being yourself and not using a line?? Girls and women appreciate that much more than something corny like "Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven.."
Be yourself, you'd be surprised how far you might get.

And DON'T talk to our cleavage... you'll usually find the eyes somewhat higher up on the body!

Thats the first place he looks well as for me i'm

Just tell the guy he will never get a date and he should join a monestary.. will safe us all a lot of hassle!