ah but we're too stupid to do that we need to show off how macho and whatnot we are.

Saying that. Was out clubbing with ym best mate a coupla months ago when me n ash had fell out and there was this good looking girl hanging around.

You've got to understand that I've been out of th eloop for a few years so I'm like eh how does this work again, a few beers later and I get myself together, just about to go over and say hi when one of her friends decides to be sick and she disappears into the toilet with her never to be seen again


Im nt trying to pull you but you're very attractive is like something one of my mates would say when he's sober, when he's drunk he hits out with such classics as: you;'ve got tits like my ex girlfriends cept a little bigger or the all time favourite whispering i'd like to **** your brains out in the lucky ladies ear.