God Loves Canada

God Loves Canada


Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth.

There's beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line.

The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them."

No dig at anyone. I just thought it was a funny joke.

see.........

God loves America.

I heard that one about New Jersey And of course OUR hockey players did win the Stanley Cup this past year.

Kathleen

God love all poor countries thats why he give suffering to them and he gave all evil wealth to which ever country he hates.

Hehehe..tis true.

Of course God loves Canada...oh and the Americans didn't win the Stanley Cup last year...22 Canadians and 3 Russians did. Federov, Chekov and Pissov Sorry, little Canadian joke there.

BTW, I do believe the Canadian juniors are on their way to picking up yet another gold medal against the Americans

Stephanie

Unfortunately - you do have a point

Kathleen

There is a simlar one about scotland/england as well.

great stuff

god does love canada, and im going to live there next yr!!!!!