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Old 04-30-2003, 06:36 PM
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Default Re: Good To Be A Man

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Originally Posted by jess
a) People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

b) Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

c) One mood...Horny... ALL the time.

d) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

e) You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me."
ad a: yes- but even better is that they are listening to me

ad b: that's the one question that drives me mad

ad c: choccy said it already

ad d: i don't need 30 secs for:" hi- tonight at 10 o'clock in (name of the bar)

ad e: that's the other thing that drives me mad- you can't have a bad mood without hearing ten times "are you mad at me?"
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