but the moral of this story is important enough to merit bending the rules:

I plead guilty to having once spent a week driving without auto insurance. I only drove to and from work, took public transportation otherwise -- and most important, took great care NOT to do anything that might generate police attention...

On the ninth day of March, a self-snitcher gave to cops:

1 loaded 9mm magazine
10,400 dollars in cash
1 4-inch knife
1 collapsible baton
pepper spray
1 AR-15
335.5 grams (12 ounces) of marijuana
1 jar of hash resin
94.5 (3 ounces) grams of cocaine
11.6 grams (.4 ounces) of amphetamine powder
16.5 Xanax pills
1 Oxycodone pill
1 fruity cannabis edible bar
cannabis gummy edibles
5 handguns (one loaded in the passenger seat)
1 AK-47
ammunition
1 stun gun
1 pair of bolt cutters