Group Posts A Song About Crime They Commited, Get Arrested -- Concidence?

Newest members of the Self-Snitching Hall of Brainless -- what part of "house arrest" do they not understand?


(Fashion tip: Illegal weapons don't coordinate well with monitor ankle bracelets.)

You thought this guy was a total idiot?

You ain't seen nothing yet...

Poor guy didn't even have time to flush it down the toilet...

The 2017 BET Awards included a tribute to the recently deceased rapper Prodigy, a charity celebrity basketball game, a video appearance by former first Lady Michelle Obama, and the announcement of a reunion tour of New Edition. But what really stole the show was the undercard: at pre- and post-BET award events, no less than half a dozen brawls broke out between rival hiphop factions.

The main event took place between rappers Sarafee and Meek Mill:

Did you note Safaree said he saw Meek get out of a car? Not according to Meek -- he posted an alibi:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVtVLk0A...en-by=meekmill

To which someone responded by posting video of Meek getting out of a car:



Of course, denying he was there doesn't prove that he ordered or helped plan Sarfaree's ambush. But it doesn't help matters that he told TMZ this:
And here's why it doesn't help matters:

(Mill) was found guilty for a parole violation again on December 17, 2015...He was sentenced to 90 days of house arrest...was not allowed to work and was required to do daily community service...Additionally, he was also sentenced to six more years of probation...

That's right -- Meek Mill may have just self-snitched his way into getting thrown back in jail! If he'd lie about being there while video cameras were rolling in broad daylight, why should the court believe that he neither ordered nor helped organize Sarafee's ambush?

Click here if you must know the specific details -- out of consideration for both the band and their intelligent JoviTalk fans, I am withholding that information. Instead, I will simply dedicate a song...

The wrong rapper takes a stand against rap concert violence:
The fight probably started in the audience? These days, that's downright refreshing. However, Finese 2Tymes IS "responsible" for not "considering" that the cops were looking for him -- or did he need the income from the Alabama gig to pay a lawyer?

And at least one of those 48,000 snitched to the cops? Party poopers!

There! that'll show 'em...unless the police re-posted it in hopes of coming with a suspect....

Well, that's not Zuckerberg's fault, is it? Nonethless, he'll need ten times that many employees to clean up the mess on his latest acquisition Instagram...

He deserves credit for being smart enough to REALIZE that he was self-snitching. And you'll be happy to know that 40 Glocc has been making the most of not being in jail -- by winning $200K USD in a lawsuit against a rapper who beat him up, and getting shot at during a funeral!

It may be time to close down this thread...presenting the self-snitcher du tutti self snitchers...

When a...man’s cocaine disappeared from his car, he made a phone call.

To (the) police.

David Blackmon...report(ed) that someone had stolen...about $50 and a quarter ounce of cocaine...from his car...while it was parked...

(S)ome cocaine still lingering on the center console next to a crack rock...as well as a crack pipe on the car floor near the driver’s seat.

Blackmon was...charged with...possessing drug paraphernalia and possessing cocaine...He was...later released...pending $4,000 bail...

The moral of this story: if there's anything worse than selling OR using illegal drugs, it's selling AND using illegal drugs!!!

And this just in: It's not just for criminals anymore, either!

TMZ: ...(M)ore than 5 years after a warrant was issued for (his)...arrest...former New York Yankees star...Danny Tartabull...has finally been captured...

(He)...owes more than $275k in unpaid child support...and (in 2012) was ordered to...serve 180 days in jail, but never turned himself in...(He) has basically been under the radar...until...he called police...to report that his car had been broken into...

Tartabull was the American (Baseball) League's highest paid player in 1992 after signing a 5 year, $27 million deal.

Well, let's be fair -- children can learn how to take care of themselves; cars can't!