It may be time to close down this thread...presenting the self-snitcher du tutti self snitchers...

When a...man’s cocaine disappeared from his car, he made a phone call.

To (the) police.

David Blackmon...report(ed) that someone had stolen...about $50 and a quarter ounce of cocaine...from his car...while it was parked...

(S)ome cocaine still lingering on the center console next to a crack rock...as well as a crack pipe on the car floor near the driver’s seat.

Blackmon was...charged with...possessing drug paraphernalia and possessing cocaine...He was...later released...pending $4,000 bail...

The moral of this story: if there's anything worse than selling OR using illegal drugs, it's selling AND using illegal drugs!!!