What is your idea of perfect happiness? - good career, comfortable life and loving family

What is your greatest fear? - kung fu badgers (come on, you'd shit yourself if you saw that )

With which historical figure do you most identify? - I hate history so as such I can't think of any

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? - Shyness, not sure if that counts, lol

What is the trait you most deplore in others? - Treachery

What vehicles do you own? - None

What objects do you always carry with you? - Usually my phone and keys

What do you most dislike about your appearance? - My big "beer gut" (weird as i have never drunk beer, lol)

What is your most unappealing habit? - I don't really have any

What is your favourite smell? - Nature after rain

What is your favourite word? - Blampish (you knew it was coming :P)

What is your favourite book? - Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk (I probably spelt that wrong and will get jumped on by a certain fan)

Should the Royal Family be scrapped? - Scrapped like metal, recycled? lol No I don't think they should be scrapped, perhaps have more power though, they'd get a hell of a lot more done than any group of pointless, squabbling governments

Do you believe in monogamy? - Yes

What or who is the greatest love of your life? - Well not love in the romantic sense but surely everyone loves their family.

Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it? - never

Which words or phrases do you most overuse? - I randomly say badgers and squirels a lot

How do you relax? - Listen to classical music, generally film scores

What single thing would improve the quality of your life? - Money

What keeps you awake at night? - My over-active imagination

How would you like to die? - By the gun or knife, the other way there's too much pain, night after night after night after night....seriously though, I guess I'd like to be immortal, but since it probably won't happen then in space

Do you believe in life after death? - No

How would you like to be remembered? - To my friends and family as they knew me, to the rest of the world I wouldn't, I hate seeing these people mourning for people they never knew, "remembering" someone they never met