What is your idea of perfect happiness? - I don't even know. sitting outside on a lovely warm day with my friends and family, good music, good food and good drink would go a long way but I dunno if perfect happiness is even feasible for anyone to achieve. Sorry for going all philosophical.

What is your greatest fear? - dying alone, becoming ill to the point where I'd be better off dead.

With which historical figure do you most identify? - This is tough I dunno. My greatest historical figure is Churchill and I probably share more than a few traits with him, I drink too much, I'm partial to a cigar now and again, I'm fiercly patriotic and I'm a stubborn cunt.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? - I dunno. I'm probably alot harsher on some people than I need to be if I have a grieviance with them.

What is the trait you most deplore in others? - imaturity, lying and being deceitful

What vehicles do you own? - i use my mums banged up vauxhall astra when I need to

What objects do you always carry with you? - my wallet with my drivers licence, bank card and condom in it. if you have those 3 things you can get out of any situation (or in ) my phone and keys.

What do you most dislike about your appearance? - I think my heads too big but I'm not losing any sleep over it.

What is your most unappealing habit? - I dunno. the only thing I used to not like about myself was that i was too aggresive but now I've mellowed out so about the only thing I have a problem with is indecisiveness and that's just on stupid things like what to eat or what to wear.

What is your favourite smell? - just now: deisel plus plus and the way girls hair smells just after they've washed it. "girl smell" as i call it.

What is your favourite word? - dunno

What is your favourite book? - wouldn't say I have a favourite book. not much of a reader.

Should the Royal Family be scrapped? - nope and back in the good old days you'd be hung for uttering that sentence

Do you believe in monogamy? - yes, i don't see the point in being in a relationship if you're not going to be loyal. not everyone sees it the same way.

What or who is the greatest love of your life? - as it stands, my mum is the only person in the world worth loving

Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it? - yup and I don't believe that not one person in this thread hasn't either. sometimes it's the easiest and best thing to do in certain situations.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse? - ****in" i subconciously manage to slip it into about every 2nd sentence.

How do you relax? - drumming, playing my guitars, having a beer or glass of wine, chilling with friends,

What single thing would improve the quality of your life? - security money wise. apart from that life's pretty cushy.

What keeps you awake at night? - my tendency to knock a proper sleeping pattern out of whack going out or staying up all night.

How would you like to die? - peacefully in my sleep but if I had to go some other way it would be off the top of somethign very high. I'm fascinated with what must go through your head knowing you're going to die and that would be the best and least painful way to find out.

Do you believe in life after death? - not sure

How would you like to be remembered? - as a good guy