Check this out. You can make your own conspiracy theory:

Conspiracy Theory Generator

Fill it with the silliest things you can. Here is what it told me:

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand The Matrix you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Onions made up of Wallpaper with help from Smith.
The conspiracy first started during World War 2 in Roswell. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Computer Eating Monsters.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Eating People.

They want to Murder the Pope and imprison resisters in Jupiter using Buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Kick. Since the media is controlled by Hitler we should get our information from John Smith.