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08-31-2003, 01:41 PM
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Hangover Rating System
Hangover Rating System
One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively.. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak &fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being reeked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Any time a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet coke and haven't peed yet!!! Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover (*****) (Bon Geordie - my fave  )You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over our ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight Oh I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing
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2000: Stoke. 2001: Huddersfield, Cardiff. 2002: London. 2003: Glasgow, Wolverhampton, Manchester, London.
2006: Dusseldorf, Glasgow, Manchester, Coventry, Southampton, MK x2, Hull, NJ x3. 2007: London JBJ Q&A, London, NJ x3. 2008: Dublin, Manchester, Coventry, Bristol, London x2. 2010: NJ x3, London x4. 2011: Munich, Manchester, London, Dublin x2, Lisbon. 2012: RS London. 2013: Manchester, Birmingham, Dublin, London. 2014: RS Belfast. 2016: London. 2019: Dublin x2, Liverpool, London 
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08-31-2003, 06:09 PM
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 oh man, dont say that, iv got a four at least at the mo and the thought of any more alcohol doesnt appeal to me at the moment. lol
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2000: Stoke. 2001: Huddersfield, Cardiff. 2002: London. 2003: Glasgow, Wolverhampton, Manchester, London.
2006: Dusseldorf, Glasgow, Manchester, Coventry, Southampton, MK x2, Hull, NJ x3. 2007: London JBJ Q&A, London, NJ x3. 2008: Dublin, Manchester, Coventry, Bristol, London x2. 2010: NJ x3, London x4. 2011: Munich, Manchester, London, Dublin x2, Lisbon. 2012: RS London. 2013: Manchester, Birmingham, Dublin, London. 2014: RS Belfast. 2016: London. 2019: Dublin x2, Liverpool, London
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08-31-2003, 06:29 PM
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There ain't nobody left but us These Days..... Wembley Stadium 2000 Glasgow, Dublin, Huddersfield, Milton Keynes, Cardiff 2001 Glasgow, Dublin, Wolverhampton, Manchester, Hyde Park 2003 Dublin, Munich, Manchester, Southampton, Hull 2006 The o2 London 2007 Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Manchester, London 2008 The o2 London - 8 nights, 2010 Dublin, Hyde Park 2011 Manchester, Hyde Park, IOW 2013
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08-31-2003, 06:37 PM
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2000: Stoke. 2001: Huddersfield, Cardiff. 2002: London. 2003: Glasgow, Wolverhampton, Manchester, London.
2006: Dusseldorf, Glasgow, Manchester, Coventry, Southampton, MK x2, Hull, NJ x3. 2007: London JBJ Q&A, London, NJ x3. 2008: Dublin, Manchester, Coventry, Bristol, London x2. 2010: NJ x3, London x4. 2011: Munich, Manchester, London, Dublin x2, Lisbon. 2012: RS London. 2013: Manchester, Birmingham, Dublin, London. 2014: RS Belfast. 2016: London. 2019: Dublin x2, Liverpool, London
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08-31-2003, 06:43 PM
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I've NEVER been real drunk !!!! Well, how does that sound??
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And now it's just sad that whatever we had, ain't worth saving ...
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08-31-2003, 06:48 PM
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2000: Stoke. 2001: Huddersfield, Cardiff. 2002: London. 2003: Glasgow, Wolverhampton, Manchester, London.
2006: Dusseldorf, Glasgow, Manchester, Coventry, Southampton, MK x2, Hull, NJ x3. 2007: London JBJ Q&A, London, NJ x3. 2008: Dublin, Manchester, Coventry, Bristol, London x2. 2010: NJ x3, London x4. 2011: Munich, Manchester, London, Dublin x2, Lisbon. 2012: RS London. 2013: Manchester, Birmingham, Dublin, London. 2014: RS Belfast. 2016: London. 2019: Dublin x2, Liverpool, London
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08-31-2003, 06:51 PM
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Ok, I admit, I have been drunk several times, but I don't feel sick or dizzy, I am just very... HIGH, Light headed, call it what U want...
Last time was when my bother gave me 33cl Palm glasses instead of 20cl ones... After that I had some Jupilers and after that... I was a bit tipsy  I had to wait 2 hrs before I was sober enough so I could drive home... Helena 
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08-31-2003, 06:53 PM
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There ain't nobody left but us These Days..... Wembley Stadium 2000 Glasgow, Dublin, Huddersfield, Milton Keynes, Cardiff 2001 Glasgow, Dublin, Wolverhampton, Manchester, Hyde Park 2003 Dublin, Munich, Manchester, Southampton, Hull 2006 The o2 London 2007 Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Manchester, London 2008 The o2 London - 8 nights, 2010 Dublin, Hyde Park 2011 Manchester, Hyde Park, IOW 2013
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