Sorry buddy for the chick.

I had a night with tons of beers and at 12 o' clock today I had to play football. It was the nightmare of my life. I never felt so close to death as today. I really thoiught I was goin to die. Alcohol takes the water out of your cells and at some point I couldn't stand anymore and just fell down. All the guys got extremly scared. Bit of water made everything better but this situations are extremly dangerous. Don't do any effort after a night of alcohol without drinking much water. It's ****in' scary...