Happy Halloween!!!!!!

You would hope so! I'm going out as a university student I was going to go for dead Pizza Hut employee, but I left my uniform at home.

Totally off topic Kathleen, but do you know the engineering song about Lady Godiva and all those people?

Stephanie

Ive said it before, if you arent dressing up as something scary..then wtf is the point in pretending you are celebrating halloween?!

I don't really enjoy Hallowe'en. I bought myself a bag of mini chocolate bars...that's it. I don't see all the fuss about it sometimes. I'm more into Christmas

Stephanie

Me dressing up as a woman is scary! You would have to see me!

Ryan

erk! no thanks Ryan!

Of course I do

Chorus

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers
We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers
Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum and come along with us
For we don't give a damn for any damn man who don't give a damn for us

Verses

Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,
To show to all the villagers her lovely bare white hide;
The most observant villager, an Engineer of course,
Was the only one to notice that Godiva rode a horse.

I've come a long, long way she said, and I will go as far,
With the man who takes me from this horse and leads me to the bar.
The men who took her from her steed and stood her to a beer,
Were a bleary-eyed Surveyor and a drunken Engineer.

A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in a park
The Engineer was busy doing research after dark,
His scientific method was a marvel to observe,
While his right hand write the figures, his left hand traced the curves.

My father was a miner in the northern Malamute
My mother was a mistress in a house of ill repute
The last time I saw the both these words rang in my ears
Get out of here you Son of a Bitch and join the Engineers

The army and the navy boys went out to have some fun
Down to the local tavern where the fiery liquors run
But all they found were empties for the Engineers had come
And traded all their instruments for gallon kegs of rum

An artsie and an Engineer found a gallon can
Said the artsie match me drink for drink and see if you're a man
They took three drinks, the artsie fell, his face was turning green
But the Engineer drank on and said "It's only gasoline"

Caesar set out for Egypt at the age of fifty-three
He hung about with Cleopatra whose heart was young and free
And every time that Caesar said "goodnight" at three o'clock
There was a roman Engineer waiting just around the block

On reading Kama Sutra, a man learned position nine
For proving masculinity it surely was divine
But then one night the girl rebelled and kicked him on his rear
For he was a feeble artsie and she was an Engineer

Venus is a statue made entirely of stone
She didn't wear a fig leaf she's as naked as a bone
On noticing her arms were gone an Engineer discoursed
The damn thing's busted concrete and should'a been reinforced

My uncle is a lunatic who lives on the dole
My sister was a prostitute but now she's on parole
My brother owns a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear
But none of them will talk to me 'cause I'm an Engineer

Godiva was a lady of that there is no doubt
She didn't wear a stitch of clothes just wrapped her hair about
The Engineers treated her with respect to say the least
But on just three beers an artsie queer mounted Godiva's beast

So now you've heard our story and you know were Engineers
We love to love our women (men) and we love to drink our beers
So come and have a sip with us we'll drink to anyone from far and near
Cause we're a helluva helluva helluva helluva helluvan ENGINEER

I happened once upon a girl whoes eyes were full of fire.
Her physical endowments would have made your hands prespire.
To my surprise she told me that she never had been kissed,
Her boyfriend was a tired Engineering Physicist.

For all you techies out there

Kathleen

My best friend is a second year engineering student at Ryerson and he showed this to me last year. He told me to ask my dad about it cuz he's an engineer and my dad recited entire verses even though he had not sung the song in over twenty years

Stephanie

erk, why do you yanks have a song about Lady Godiva?

you know what..only realised it was halloween when i read this post..ha ha. i am so with it

halloween..hmmm..does anyone over here take it seriously????

little kiddies