my day so far:

wake up late for work.

rush to get there on time and manage to rip a pair of socks in the process. too drunk/tired to change them so my feet r killing me.

burst a carton of milk over myself in work, drop a full batch of donuts ruining them all.

get home to find that my tellys broke and forced to run my girlfriend and sister to work.

drop them off and just about to pull out when i notice a cop van and 2 polis heading towards me. im getting worried cos im probably not supposed to be driving even tho i feel fine but they kindly inform me that im parked in a disabled bay which id idn't know and instead of havign some seasonal spirit and letting me go cos i was literally there for a minute they give me a 30 ****ing quid fine.

cant even go back to my bed and hide cos ive got coursework to do

someone hug me