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Old 08-25-2003, 11:11 PM
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couldn't find the right size penis so asked the chicken if he would....
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:13 PM
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make one in the kitchen of KFC and..
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:15 PM
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coat it in the special recipe coating, as well as giving him.....
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:17 PM
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something nice to nibble on while he waits. So, the chicken..
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:22 PM
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consulted his lawyer and found out that due to a complication in his family he was unable to donate beacuse.....
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:28 PM
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as a chicken he wasn't allowed in the kitchen of KFC because..
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:40 PM
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he had a fight with one of the chickens before, it was particularly nasty, and it was all because he had.....
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:41 PM
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called one of them a goose!! Now you can imagine what happened when he said that, the other chickens..
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...stopped their work abruptly. There was going to be.....
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