You Need A Thomas Anderson

...and as you said it can give funny ones...

Fast Pussy and Good for You
Feel the Fart
The Phlegm Drinker's Lighter Phlegm
Now with 50% more Fart!
P-P-P-Pick Up A Pussy
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Fart
Top Breeders Recommend Arse
I'd Walk a Mile for a Pussy
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Arse
Wouldn't You Like To Be An Arse Too?
Pussy: The Other White Meat
I Think, Therefore Arse