well ye aske fir it ya drunken wee halfwit- on yer tombstone sae be it.
"ah died ae drink caused by a broken heart, his name was big Mart (Martin O'neill)
and the death ae me was Glasgow Celtic FC. They win everything from 2003 to 3003.
We were shit, it's true.
now you know why they call it the blues.

RIP Rangers"