Holy shit, horroscopes are right!!!

I was a bit bored so I was browsing my horroscope and for some reason it hit me, this one is actually pretty much on the spot. Here is tommorrows horoscope:

Wednesday, January 11, 2006
There could be social tension today as you interact with two admirers who compete for your attention. Let them set the ground rules for the tussle. Focus on your workload and see who sticks around.


It just so happens that I'm going to meet up with this chick at Uni in the morning to do the things I need to do before the semester starts next week(pay the classes and shit), and I'm going to meet up with another chick in the afternoon because she invited me to go to the mall with her (bleh), but I need new clothes so what the ****.

Anyway this wasn't the point, I guess I'm bored and lonely tonight, I just wondered if there ever was a time when you read a horroscope and then you think, hey this shit is actually not to far off. Sure, it's always vage but you ever think that??
I don't believe in these things personally but do any of you actually do?
Anyway I'm talking a bit to much, go on post, you know you want to.

They are written such that a lot of people can relate them to themselves somehow, though the very notion that effectively half a billion people will have the same things happen to them each day is utterly fantastic (in the true sense of the word)

Yeah, kind of ****ed up when you think about it.

But this one hit the nail on the head, I'm telling you!!

Depends of my mood, sometimes i like reading it (but one for a week, i don't want to have to do it very day lol) and yes it's written for so much persons sure it will happen to a few. Ans sometimes during weeks things they said happen, and after that you won't see anything true for months .... But that's funny when what they said arrive.

Exactly! I don't know if I believe in horoscopes or not...but sometimes I found myself reading them, usually in the last pages of a magazine...Well it's strange, I don't believe it but somehow I wish it was true...

that's cause you're supposed to want it to be true.

if it read after reading this and eating the cornflakes that someone put broken glass in to protest the capitalist dogs int he supermarket you will walk out and be hit by a bus but do not fear for the old lady you're escorting across the road will suffer the brunt of the force and thus save your life.... no one would read them.


JBJs useless horoscopes fact: apart from makign the tea the 1st job the new office bitch usually gets handed at newspapers is writign the horoscopes.

you must be joking they are read by millions of people its gonna apply to someone. !

I read mine almost every day, just for fun. Sometimes they are way off base, but today's was pretty interesting and could actually end up being pretty accurate.

if horoscopes were shit would anyone read them?