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Old 03-27-2004, 01:56 AM
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I dont believe in horoscopes, but the fact is everytime i read them they seem to make sense at the end of the day
That's because they're written in a way so that they apply to almost everybody. All horoscopes will in some capacity include something about love, money, ambition, and friendship because these things are the basis for almost everyone's problems, so the fact that they're true to you simply means that you're problems are very similar to those of 90% of people.
horoscopery is an art form that me and many other chosen horoscopists like myself have spent minutes studying and becoming masters in the field.

do not devalue our input to society please. it makes your aura turn a nasty shade of brown
I will devalue whatever I like. Your extensive research into the subject has obviously stretched to lengths that are bordering on the rediculous and will ultimately prove futile in your attempts to master such an art. You Sir, will never have what it takes to destroy the world.

You had better watch your step, or the right wing militia is in danger of losing its most valued hitman. I will not put up with this infidelity, no matter what shade of brown I may become........
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I dont believe in horoscopes, but the fact is everytime i read them they seem to make sense at the end of the day
That's because they're written in a way so that they apply to almost everybody. All horoscopes will in some capacity include something about love, money, ambition, and friendship because these things are the basis for almost everyone's problems, so the fact that they're true to you simply means that you're problems are very similar to those of 90% of people.
horoscopery is an art form that me and many other chosen horoscopists like myself have spent minutes studying and becoming masters in the field.

do not devalue our input to society please. it makes your aura turn a nasty shade of brown
I will devalue whatever I like. Your extensive research into the subject has obviously stretched to lengths that are bordering on the rediculous and will ultimately prove futile in your attempts to master such an art. You Sir, will never have what it takes to destroy the world.

You had better watch your step, or the right wing militia is in danger of losing its most valued hitman. I will not put up with this infidelity, no matter what shade of brown I may become........
i shall respond to this when i don't have a drunk/ coked up siblign singing the beatles in my ear and i am in a more sober state myself but i do foresee a brutal slappign of your goodself by a Glaswegian penis in the coming future
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While I don't pay much mind to horoscopes, I do think there are characteristics of all the zodiac signs that are reasonably true.

A couple of years ago, hubby was reading the paper here and got to the cartoons etc. Read his horoscope, then mine and thought...'hmmmm...that reads exactly like mine'. Then read Taurus [straight after mine] and that was exactly the same...word for word. All 12 were exactly the same...word for word [someone had a type set prob that day I think].


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While I don't pay much mind to horoscopes, I do think there are characteristics of all the zodiac signs that are reasonably true.

A couple of years ago, hubby was reading the paper here and got to the cartoons etc. Read his horoscope, then mine and thought...'hmmmm...that reads exactly like mine'. Then read Taurus [straight after mine] and that was exactly the same...word for word. All 12 were exactly the same...word for word [someone had a type set prob that day I think].


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as i said. phony horoscopists work for newspapers and scribble down lies, untruths and falsitie's in between making tea for everyone int he office and being groped by the perverted older ladies whereas real horoscopirts, like myself, do out work on internet messaegboards.
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i shall respond to this when i don't have a drunk/ coked up siblign singing the beatles in my ear and i am in a more sober state myself but i do foresee a brutal slappign of your goodself by a Glaswegian penis in the coming future
Ok, ok! You win! Carry on, but make sure you get that penis away from me!
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