u want to hear irony.

so the place i used to get my hair cut is run by this mega camp guy called john. he's really nice and stuff but he just screams graham norton at you.

anyways it was a couple of days after a certain mr george michael got caught doing certain things in a toilet i went to get my hair cut and he had grown a goatee just like georges, so i'm sitting getting my hair cut and a george michael song came on and i started laughing and i think he clicked on because the cutting started to get really rough after that point