How do you know you are drunk?

when i throw up the next morning

when i wake up singing madness songs and find a cheap bottle of champagne lying next to me in bed.


btw cheating on ur girlfriend isn't cool ever even if your drunk. a little self control man

you ??? My Warrior ... you did that ???

lucky girl

i'm just doing things i don't do usually ... bathing in the ocean at midnight for example

When everybody I see is a friend of mine!

Also, when I spend all evening pretending to be a Scouse/Scot, with a lousy excuse of an accent on (gets worse when I get more drunk) and telling people lies about my life in Liverpool/Edinburgh all evening... Hih. They usually buy the drinks for me tho...

why would you pretend to be from edinburgh???

Drunk! And the first time I used that it was the only Scottish place I could think of in the condition (which says something about the state of drunkness ).

The funny thing was I have never been to E-burgh (yet, to be changed in a bit over a month ), but one of the people I have been fooling had been, and kept asking me about which pub or shop or whatever I preferred... I pulled it through tho, and he absolutely believed me!

wouldn't be too hard since most people from edinburgh have dodgy accents and talk shite all the time

...and when I don't know whose bottle I'm drinking from.

same here

Yes, happens to me too...