How do you know you are drunk?

sometimes it's a real mystery where I get all the alcohol from...

germany is beginning to sound a lot better.....if you had someone else's drink over here, you'd be nutted

:P stupid moral standards

i agree

bollocks! if Ive just made the effort to stagger all the way to the bar, psuh my way past 10 people and then some gimp steals my drink then damn right I'm going to be annoyed


anyway, for me, when I say "woo, lets go dance!" or when I start telling my friends they are my best friend

:s

"borrowing" other people's drinks is OK as long as u don't get caught and u don't know them. usually happens at the end of the night when everyones absolutely smashed and it's every man for themselves at the bar.

u also know ur drunk when you're leaving the dancing and want to say something to the gangsters waiting outside to get in about their stupid looking suits.

You call me stupid????


That's not very nice


I read some good ones here.

I do also rememebr my high-school Romanian teacher .She was 65 years old and told me i'm good looking and said in front of the class that she would go out with me if she were younger.
I don't know why I remember this only when I'm drunk.

I liked that teacher...she was insane. She put old Romanian rock during her lessons and then explained how deep their lyrics are . And she said that you can't hear anything like that in today's music anymore...


I think I miss her.

lets hear it for horny teachers. my higher english teacher well fancied me and i had a bet on that i'd bone her at our prom. shame i ended up with a girlfriend lol

Hey...my teacher was 65 years old. How old was yours? 30?
you wouldn't sleep with a 65 year old woman ,would you.....

Damn,you ruined my day!!!