[slippery86]

How Many Forum Members Does It Take to Change A Lightbulb??

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[ShaSha]

That is so true.

[Living_on_my_Hair]

an oldie, but a goodie!

[Iceman]

Sounds about right. But the correct spelling is "light bulb", or if you're Australian "light globe". Or better yet "incandescent light bulb" or "incandescent lamp".

Ice

[Captain Walrus]

If that board is Jovitalk, you also need the following:

3 members to comment on how dazzling the ligtbulb is
32 members to link them to www.backstagewithlightbulb.com
1 member to do an Elimination Game to discover the members' favourite type of lightbulb
1 member to write incredibly long reviews of each lightbulb
10 members to have a competition as to who can write the best lightbulb related song

[bratlugs]

Originally Posted by The Walrus

If that board is Jovitalk, you also need the following:

3 members to comment on how dazzling the ligtbulb is
32 members to link them to www.backstagewithlightbulb.com
1 member to do an Elimination Game to discover the members' favourite type of lightbulb
1 member to write incredibly long reviews of each lightbulb
10 members to have a competition as to who can write the best lightbulb related song

Legend........

[jovilaura_fi]

This post made me laugh out loud (not such a good thing at work I guess), how true.

You forgot:
8 people starting a chat about themselves and what they're up to, including 242 replies by said 8 people of nothing particular, which is then followed by the realisation that they absolutely *must* have a LightBulb Meeting, followed by another 200 posts about where/when/who, plus another 200-odd posts about how the LightBulb Meeting went and how drunk they got.

[ponrauil]

Originally Posted by The Walrus

If that board is Jovitalk, you also need the following:

3 members to comment on how dazzling the ligtbulb is
32 members to link them to www.backstagewithlightbulb.com
1 member to do an Elimination Game to discover the members' favourite type of lightbulb
1 member to write incredibly long reviews of each lightbulb
10 members to have a competition as to who can write the best lightbulb related song

1936 members to say how lightbulbs aren't as good as they used to be, especially post 2000 lightbulbs, and how lightbulb manufacturers have become lazy and or in just for the money, when they still could make fantastic lightbulbs if only they cared.
1 member to post weekly rankings of latest lighbulb model sales.
357 members to question the source and numbers.

Ponrauil

[Mongoose]

Light bulbs are for gays

[TheseDays2005]

Originally Posted by The Walrus

If that board is Jovitalk, you also need the following:

3 members to comment on how dazzling the ligtbulb is
32 members to link them to www.backstagewithlightbulb.com
1 member to do an Elimination Game to discover the members' favourite type of lightbulb
1 member to write incredibly long reviews of each lightbulb
10 members to have a competition as to who can write the best lightbulb related song

+1 member who will comment on the spelling & gramma