This post made me laugh out loud
(not such a good thing at work I guess), how true.
You forgot:
8 people starting a chat about themselves and what they're up to, including 242 replies by said 8 people of nothing particular, which is then followed by the realisation that they absolutely *must* have a LightBulb Meeting, followed by another 200 posts about where/when/who, plus another 200-odd posts about how the LightBulb Meeting went and how drunk they got.