How much do you like your beer?

Beer Chaser
2002 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin
Was the beer half-full, or the brain half-empty?
(15 October 2002, Texas) A man chasing a half-full beer can across a Houston freeway was struck by a Chevy truck before he could retrieve his prize. He was taken to a nearby hospital, where he is listed in critical condition.

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I don't personally, but it reminds me of a quote:

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink; when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day"
- Frank Sinatra

- H

I guess he drank his brain out - like I'm gonna do my last school day

I'm not much drinker. I like to have once in 15 day or so. But only with friends otherwise i don't like it .

(8 June 1983, North Carolina) The Army base at Fort Bragg has seen its share of military "accidents," including the following, a true story and an object lesson often recounted on explosive device ranges to teach soldiers a basic safety lesson: LEAVE A DUD ROUND WHERE IT LAYS.
At the LAW (Light Anti-Tank Weapon) range, soldiers are afforded the rare privilege of firing a real LAW round, although the test rounds are smaller, and not armed with the full explosive power of the actual LAWs. They have an orange chalk warhead, and resemble a model rocket.

One day, the designated Range Safety Officer, Sergeant Lowe, was assigned the job of setting up the moving target with the assistance of a 3-man detail. "The installation of the target on the carrier was hampered by the absence of proper tools," so they improvised, and used a steel tent peg as a hammer to nail the target to the carrier.

While walking on the firing range, Sgt. Lowe spotted and picked up a M72A2 66mm LAW dud round that had not exploded upon impact with the target. The other men in the detail warned him to leave it on the ground, and let the EOD (Explosive Ordinance Detachment) handle it. Sgt Lowe replied, "Its just an old dud," and, to illustrate the innocuous nature of the round, began to strike it with the steel tent peg.

The second strike tripped the pressure-sensitive piezoelectric detonator, causing the round to explode. The explosion tore off Sgt. Lowe's left arm, parts of his right hand, and inflicted fatal wounds to his lungs and abdominal area.

Instead of the EOD, a medical evacuation aircraft was dispatched from the hospital, and an Army Forensics Team arrived to literally scoop up the remains of the former "Range Safety Officer."

Always remember, leave a dud round where it lays!

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Submitted by: Eric T. Deem
Reference: Reference: US Army Safety Incidents and Reports #19830608001

thats amazing!

when I get my film developed I can show you my wall of beer

Most people dont like the taste of beer, they just drink it because its cheap and to get drunk.

I used to drink a lot when I was younger, got older and with it and now dont need to drink at all. Im happy enough within myself not to need booze as a prop.

Dawn

Good for you!

I'll tell u if its as good as ours was