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11-09-2003, 07:16 AM
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I appreciate your logic...
A friend of mine sent me this earlier today... I liked it.
In a classroom the teacher asks her young pupils this question: "All right class, if three birds are on a wire and a hunter shoots one down, how many birds are left?" A little kid rises and answers: " Well, zero miss. Because one is shot and the other two fly away, frightened." The teacher is impressed. "Well, no, I was expecting "two" as an answer, but I appreciate your logic." The next day, the kid goes right up to his teacher and asks: "Miss, three women are sitting on a bench eating an icecream. One bites it, one licks it, one sucks it. Which is married?" The teacher takes time to think but can't figure it out and finally takes a guess: " The one that sucks it?" To what the kid replies: "Well, no, I was expecting "the one with the wedding ring" as an answer, but I appreciate your logic." Sorry  ...Ponrauil
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