A friend of mine sent me this earlier today... I liked it.


In a classroom the teacher asks her young pupils this question:

"All right class, if three birds are on a wire and a hunter shoots one down, how many birds are left?"

A little kid rises and answers:

" Well, zero miss. Because one is shot and the other two fly away, frightened."

The teacher is impressed.

"Well, no, I was expecting "two" as an answer, but I appreciate your logic."

The next day, the kid goes right up to his teacher and asks:

"Miss, three women are sitting on a bench eating an icecream. One bites it, one licks it, one sucks it. Which is married?"

The teacher takes time to think but can't figure it out and finally takes a guess:

" The one that sucks it?"

To what the kid replies:

"Well, no, I was expecting "the one with the wedding ring" as an answer, but I appreciate your logic."

Sorry ...

Ponrauil