My friend eats babies, too! You don't happen to be female of the age of 16 living in Pennsylvania going by the name of Amber, are you!?! I've never heard of anyone but Amber eating babies
She even has a song -- with a nice tune ;

Babies, babies, Heather loves babies
Babies, babies, AMBER EATS BABIES!

You have to know the tune to understand the whole thing...

You both are probably soul mates or something, only bidding your time until you both meet; probably at a Bruce concert or something (Bruce is to her as Bon Jovi is to me (and most everyone here) :P )