saying I'm from MTV and he's going to see the foo fighters at Roswell.

I bet he'll feel kinda stupid when he turns up and there's nothing but sand dunes there.

Then he'll be like

and I'll be all

and he'll be like I sold my sister and my last donkey to get here what shall I do??????????

and I'll be like

He'll be like oh shit i just starved to death

I'll be like oh dear that's unfortunate

that is all