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I wouldn't dare tell that one, its crap 4 30.77%
Its okay, but have you any better 7 53.85%
I will tell it tomorrow at work / school 1 7.69%
Its so funny i just wanna give you a big hug and a kiss ( girls only thanks ) 1 7.69%
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Old 08-05-2003, 12:49 AM
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Default Ice cream joke
Guy walks up to an Ice cream vendor, asks the ice cream vendor for a chocolate ice cream,
"sorry we have no chocolate ice cream" says the vendor
"okay can i have a chocolate and vanilla mixed mr whippy" says the guy
"I've already told you we have no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla or strawberry" says the vendor
"How about a chocolate fudge sundae?" says the guy.
"Look, let me put it another way" says the vendor, " Spell chocolate and tell me how many F's are in the word chocolate"
the guy spells chocolate over in his head then turns around and says "There is no F in chocolate"

"Thats what i have been trying to tell you all along" shouts the vendor


FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CHOOSE THE LAST ONE, GIRLS ONLY, I CAN TRAVEL!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE GIRLFRIEND WON'T BE HAPPY ( Kev, don't you get any ideas you cheeky un!!! )
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:11 AM
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Old 08-05-2003, 04:08 AM
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Guy walks up to an Ice cream vendor, asks the ice cream vendor for a chocolate ice cream,
"sorry we have no chocolate ice cream" says the vendor
"okay can i have a chocolate and vanilla mixed mr whippy" says the guy
"I've already told you we have no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla or strawberry" says the vendor
"How about a chocolate fudge sundae?" says the guy.
"Look, let me put it another way" says the vendor, " Spell chocolate and tell me how many F's are in the word chocolate"
the guy spells chocolate over in his head then turns around and says "There is no F in chocolate"

"Thats what i have been trying to tell you all along" shouts the vendor


FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CHOOSE THE LAST ONE, GIRLS ONLY, I CAN TRAVEL!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE GIRLFRIEND WON'T BE HAPPY ( Kev, don't you get any ideas you cheeky un!!! )
i'll write it dowm and pick my victim
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Old 08-05-2003, 05:47 AM
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i dont get it
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:30 AM
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i dont get it
- Theres no "F" in Chocolate
- Theres no F'in Chocklate
- Theres no F*****g chocolate

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Sure you can do better than that!! Not bad though..

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i dont get it
Typical yank

Only joking shaun mate, thats actually so bad its quite funny.
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Old 08-05-2003, 03:05 PM
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there's so many variations of that joke, it's become a bad cliche.
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:42 AM
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i dont get it
- Theres no "F" in Chocolate
- Theres no F'in Chocklate
- Theres no F*****g chocolate
oh i get it now....silly me
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Not bad - but it's old.

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