Guy walks up to an Ice cream vendor, asks the ice cream vendor for a chocolate ice cream,
"sorry we have no chocolate ice cream" says the vendor
"okay can i have a chocolate and vanilla mixed mr whippy" says the guy
"I've already told you we have no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla or strawberry" says the vendor
"How about a chocolate fudge sundae?" says the guy.
"Look, let me put it another way" says the vendor, " Spell chocolate and tell me how many F's are in the word chocolate"
the guy spells chocolate over in his head then turns around and says "There is no F in chocolate"

"Thats what i have been trying to tell you all along" shouts the vendor


FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CHOOSE THE LAST ONE, GIRLS ONLY, I CAN TRAVEL!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE GIRLFRIEND WON'T BE HAPPY ( Kev, don't you get any ideas you cheeky un!!! )