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Old 08-30-2003, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin2000
we would have to cook, wash the dishes, get babies, do the cleaning, do our wives dirty laundry, we would be the ones who have to stand horny bitches when we go out who only want us for one night (comforting thought though ) , we would cry a lot more, we wouldn't be satisfied with anything in the world, we wouldn't choose our lovers not because of their looks but of their money,...
Why you so dislike us?

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Old 08-30-2003, 06:34 PM
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Anybody saw the movie "Dogma"?
According to the movie God is a woman and played by Alanis Morissete.
BTY, great movie you have to see it!!!
I haven't seen it once.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan
Like I said, you have to watch this movie. It's with Ben Affleck, Matt Daimon (I hope I write their names correctly), Chris Rock and Jay & Silent Bob.
This movie is so funny and makes you think if there is a God and how everything is happening up there.

GREAT MOVIE!!!
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:32 PM
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God is most definitely a man!! If God was a woman than men would have periods and give birth!!

Tash

This is true and what a sick pleasure I would get from watching them go through all of this.
Most definitely!! It would be a national pasttime!!

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