Originally Posted by daveyboy

Ars*nal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you
know they have the potential to really f%&£ you over.
Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.
Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently
annoying. Supporters are thick.
Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes - Common as muck Lancy, constantly
worrying.
Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia - Always looks like she might go
down but never does!
Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon -Chirpy Cockney with the ability
to spring a few surprises!
Ch*lsea - Maggie Thatcher - Hated by millions, supported by idiots!
Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those t*ts so long we
forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good!
Fulham - Andrea Corr - Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a
bit awestruck with fame.
Leicester City - Patsy Palmer - Generally a bit cr*p and second rate
really, but some people like her.
Leeds United - Christina Aguilera - Dirrrty.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look
fantastic - just doesn't work when put together.
Man City - Madonna - Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit -
ageing stars. Nice new home though.
Man United - Jordan - Dominated by t*ts. Quite repulsive really.
Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson - Can look quite good at the
back - but nothing at all up front to speak of.
Newcastle United - Pamela Anderson - Can look good. Various unsavoury
elements though.
Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde - On the face of it a has-been but you're
quite interested in what she's going to do next.
Southampton - Kylie Minogue - Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're
not huge and you've got a bit of a soft spot.
Tottenham Hotspur - Kim Wilde - Glamerous in the 80's not so nice to
watch now.
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Lynda Lovelace - Big in the 70's guaranteed to
go down.