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Old 11-07-2003, 11:30 PM
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Got this in an email and thought it was pretty funny!






Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.

Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on.

She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odour of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home.

So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.

Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly,

"Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight". He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table.

She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang.

He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the telephone.

The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then,
She to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage.

Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went one like this for another ten minutes.

When the telephone farewells signalled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself.

She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold,

And there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!!
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Old 11-07-2003, 11:32 PM
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I can just imagine that one!!

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Old 11-07-2003, 11:39 PM
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That was funny
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Old 11-08-2003, 01:22 AM
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Old 11-08-2003, 01:32 AM
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that was cool!!!
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Old 11-08-2003, 01:44 AM
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Ha ha. That was pretty good.
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Old 11-08-2003, 02:10 AM
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That was really really ****ing funny. Great post!

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Old 11-08-2003, 11:52 AM
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That would be so embarrasing!!!
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That was great!!! Thanks!

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Holy ****!! that's great!!
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